I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
HI Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
