HI jokes

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?

Because his keys were inside of the ignition.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.