HI jokes

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?

Carlos.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.