Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
HI Jokes
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
