HI jokes

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?

Because it's stable.

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Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡