The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
HI Jokes
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Hi, I hope you’re
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
