HI jokes
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Memes
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
I love myself.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Hi Sean!
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