HI jokes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.