HI jokes

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.