HI jokes
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Memes
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Hi, I am Bill.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.