HI jokes

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

What's fat and wanks over his mom?

Guy Sheppard.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂