Hes jokes
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.