I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"