Herring jokes

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?

'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.