Herring jokes

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill,

And now there's little Frankey.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"