Herring jokes
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
POV: Her name is Alli.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!