“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
As a older brother I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room I see my sister giving married me blow jobs. I ask what are you doing the married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you tole me to do your best and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move out the way
Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t
