Helicopter jokes

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

Two cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smelicopter.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.

There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.