Aerial jokes

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat…

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

"That plane lookin kinda low."

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.