Aerial jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.