Helicopter jokes
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*