Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.