Hawking

Hawking jokes

Wife

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Hitler

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Genius

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

Wordplay

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Curry

    Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?