Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.