Hawking jokes
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.