when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
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Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
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Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
