Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!