When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
