Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.