Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
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The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!