Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.