Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.