Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?