Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
I like balls.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.