Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.