Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.