Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
reCAPTCHA
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
How does Stephen hawking have sex, enter backspace enter backspace enter backspace
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today.......he did always love black holes.
