Hawking

Hawking jokes

Blonde

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.

"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."

The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."

The End

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Pokemon

    Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

    He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

    Heaven

    Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

    Because there is no ramp to heaven.