Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.