Hawking jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.