Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.