Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
