Hawking jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.