Hawking

Hawking jokes

Update

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

House

Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

Because he had a new window open...

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  • Comedy

    Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

    His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

    Hide-and-seek

    Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

    Wheelchair

    What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

    Shampoo

    Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

    Stairway

    How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

    Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.