why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
