Hawking jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄