Hawking jokes
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!