Hawking jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!