Hawking jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂