Hawking

Hawking jokes

Song

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Speaker

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Heaven

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

House

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?

Yeah, neither has he.

Burger

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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