Hawking jokes
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.