Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.