Hawking jokes
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!