Hawking jokes
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Memes
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.