Hawking

Hawking jokes

Chair

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

Clothing

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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  • Attraction

    When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

    Stephen Hawking

    Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"

    Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.