Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
