Hawking jokes
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Memes
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.