Hawking jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.