Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.