Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
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What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.