Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Hawking Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
