Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.