When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
