Hawking jokes
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.