Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stefen Hawking walked in a bar.....
Just kidding.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
