person 1: wasn’t stephen hawkings on x factor person 2: no why would he be on x factor person 1: for dancing
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
what was stephen hawkings least favorite invention? the walky talky
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and......a Tesla.
how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll" Out.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
