I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
