What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.
Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
