Hawking

Hawking jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?

Because he couldn't do standup.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?