Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.