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What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.