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What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Have a good summer!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)