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I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.