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Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂