Have jokes
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.