Have jokes
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
You don't have any balls.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.