Have jokes
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.