Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
You’re so short I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
Why can ́t orphan ́s Play baseball? cause they have to hit a home run.
Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
I would say something funny but I would have to dig someone up
son said to father last night was the best you and mom father said yeah me you and your mother had sex song said it was fun licking her P***** father said I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did did it feel good son said yes it was wanna do it again tomorrow father said YES BUT without your mom well suck each others dick and lick it and bite and shove each others dick next to each other son said yeah and if we do it again lets have mom and my girlfriend join next time father said ok its time to go to bed son son said ok love u can u and mom sleep with me without your clothes father said ok but you have to promise to go to bed son said ok see u there💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
