What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
