Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...