Harry Potter jokes

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking. JK, Rowling.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.

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What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

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People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...