Harry Potter jokes
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
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What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
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