What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Happy peter griffin"
Do emos eat...
Happy meals
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma? Bcz there is a family reunion.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
