Happiness jokes
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
I have fun with my friends.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Memes
It's my bday
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
My wife Jean is happy, π pretty, π and pregnant,π€° boy, π¦ am I glad π I bought her π© a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ
Person with no arms: ππππππππππππππ
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "Whatβs going on?" They both told me that theyβre going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "Whatβs going here?" They both told me theyβre going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, Iβm your best friend. 2 gift, Iβm your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, Iβm your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"