Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailโit'll be delighted!
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ๐๐ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ๐๐
Person with no arms: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
These people who are offended by rape jokes donโt even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isnโt making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. Itโs not making light of those, what itโs doing is itโs taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I donโt. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I donโt agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "Whatโs going on?" They both told me that theyโre going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "Whatโs going here?" They both told me theyโre going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, Iโm your best friend. 2 gift, Iโm your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, Iโm your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
hi plz like for good luck!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
