Happiness jokes
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I have fun with my friends.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!