Happiness jokes
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I have fun with my friends.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.