Happiness jokes

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.

To: The Orphan

From: ______

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

I have fun with my friends.

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.