Newest Hang Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it

What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)

i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging

A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging

If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first

The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging

I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall

a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five

i just left him hanging

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself. It's really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.