Hang

Hang Jokes

Stick

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Kid

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Flag

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Emo

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Friend

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Depression

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Emo

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

Suicide

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.