Hairline jokes
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."