Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.