*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
