Hairline jokes
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!