Hairline jokes
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.