Hairline jokes

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.