Hairline jokes
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.