Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.