Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline and my granpa go way back
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
