Trench

Trench jokes

Vagina

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

Nun

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

Memes

Shovel

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

Glass

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.

He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”

Woman

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Doctor

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

Soldier

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

Muslim

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

Community

Heroin Monkey's name isn't really Heroin Monkey, his name is Aderall Chimpanzee. He lives in the trenches with Ant Boy, Opal, Thoughtless, Perc, Big (Fire) Balls, and Thoughtless. I know this because I go to his school