Trench jokes

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?

"Verdun for."

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.

He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.