Trench

Trench Jokes

Vagina

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

Nun

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

Shovel

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

Glass

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.

He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”

Woman

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Doctor

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

Soldier

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

Muslim

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.