HA jokes

What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?

Ama

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent “p.”

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

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My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.