HA jokes

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent “p.”

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

What's the difference between me and my best friends?

At least one of us has a house.

http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.