HA jokes
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Memes
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.