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*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
what month has 28 days
all of them
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
What's the difference between me and my best friends
At least one of us has a house
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
Q: why did the orphan buy an iPhone X :A: because it has no home button
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What’s fat brown and has no dad
Ama
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What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom Because it has a silent p
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What is a difference between a tree tree house that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi
