Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
HA Jokes
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
