HA Jokes

what has four legs nd one arm? a doberman at the playground

I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food

What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.

What has eyes but can't see?

Potatoes, storms and needles.

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My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?

One has more channels

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?

-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...

Why do cow milking stools only have three legs,

Because the cow has the udder!

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

What did the bee say after the execution - the criminal has been beeheaded

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mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”