HA jokes
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.