Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
HA Jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
