GUI jokes
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Memes
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
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