GUI jokes

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?

A: Ow!

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.