If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA because all the black guys are playing
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
what is an orphans favorite show????? family guy
did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
he won the "no bell" prize
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
